"I had so many clothes, but literally nothing to wear. Portal fixed that." Getting dressed. You'd think by now we'd have it figured out. And yet, somehow, it's still so hard. Whether you have too many options or too few. Whether it's all you think about, or you want one less thing to think about. The clothes we wear are consuming us. It's time we start wearing the pants. Or the dress. Or the cool fringe-y thing in the back of your closet. Portal isn't here to add more noise, more piles…